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Dear Schwaab,
Two months ago, I wrote to you inquiring about ordering one of your self-inking stamps, yet I still have not heard from you. I have kindly enclosed a copy of my original inquiry in case it got lost:

I am wondering if you could help me. My dad owns a successful exterminating business, so he has lots of money, but he’s real stingy with it. For my 16th birthday, he bought me a new Camaro when he knew that I wanted a Porsche. I mean, it’s not like he can’t afford it! I don’t know why he is so greedy, but I am sick of it! I was hoping you could help me.

If I send you a copy of his signature, could you make me a stamp of it? He leaves his checkbook lying out when he’s in the shower, but I can’t even come close to making my writing look like his signature.

About how long would it take to make the stamp? Let me know how to send you the signature, and send the stamp as soon as you can. I can pay COD by check.

Thanks in advance,

David M. Cilluffo

YOUR REQUEST DOES NOT SEEM TO BE A LEGAL TRANSACTION THAT SCHWAAB CAN PROCESS.
SORRY,

DIANE LEIN
OFFICE MANAGER
SCHWAAB, INC.